Sledge Hammer To The Face

After the dog tracked her down, they found a frozen pizza in her parking lot…. HAHAHA!

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The woman then returned again, pushing the clerk into the front door and causing her to hit her back on the handle, Flood said. The suspect left the store with 13 candy bars.

A police dog led officers to an apartment building at 1400 North 33rd Street, where police found a frozen pizza in the parking lot, Flood said. The dog then led police to apartment 2, where they heard voices inside.
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“When officers arrived, they ound sewage and what looked like vomit on the ground.  Nearby they found a man curled up ill next to a car.”

HAHAHAHA!

 A man who tried to siphon gas from a motor home got a mouthful of sewage instead, Seattle police said.
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He decided to take the car because he was mad at his mom.  On his joy ride he hit two mail boxes, two parked cars and two moving cars before crashing.  He thinks he punishment should be getting grounded from video games.

Kid: I wanna do it cuz its fun. Its fun to do bad things… to drive into a car.

Reporter: Did you know that you could perhaps kill some body?

Kid:  Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend.

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Grandma:  If I thought they wouldn’t take me to jail… I’d whip his behind!