Posts Tagged ‘store’

Crazy man’s local gun store TV ad

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 by SHTTF
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Renting out guns sounds like brilliant idea to me. I look at guns a lot like a DVD; they should be used for entertainment (sarcasm).

BTW is that the Golden Gun from Golden Eye on N64?

JUMBO DOLE FRESH FUCKING PINEAPPLES

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 by SHTTF
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I wish I could get me some of those. I’m not sure what kind of typo that was, but what a huge editing error. The grandmas that actually read these things must be raising hell!

“In my day we kept it a secret that we had sex with our pineapples! You kids and your iPods and MTV have no respect for secret pineapple eroticism. Where’s my butter?”

Fresh f&*cking pineapples

JUMBO DOLE FRESH FUCKING PINEAPPLES (SAVE OVER $3.00 EACH)