Sledge Hammer To The Face

She needs to get her money back from the bodega  she bought that from!  (I think it just moved!)

Remember when you parents told you to put on clean underwear before you went on a car ride?  This is why.

John, don’t forget that the cameras are watching.

US Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain (R-AZ) reacts to almost heading the wrong way off the stage after shaking hands with Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) at the conclusion of the final presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, October 15, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008

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Update:

Thanks to Jay…

More photoshopped pictures of McCain and his tongue…. 

It would really suck to be known as the neighborhood shitter. I guess he looks like some one that would shit on your floor I wonder if he has any relationship to this guy?

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THIS MAN SHIT IN MY KITCHEN

FRANK

WARNING!

Ladies of Williamsbur, BEWARE!!! This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6th, 2006 and then peaced. He might strike again. Approach with caution.

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I wonder who his wireless provider is?

I think that he was the closest on the third line “Cocaine is a hellova drug!”

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MIAMI — Police have arrested an 18-year-old man accused of stealing at least three county buses and driving them on their routes.
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According to Miami-Dade police, Harris would take the buses from several Miami-Dade Transit bus depots in the county and drive the buses on their routes, picking up and dropping off passengers along the way. He would then return the buses at the end of the day.

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Maybe he thought that this was a good way to get his foot in the door.  You know… show a little initiative and land a job!  It is a rough job market right now

PS.  Again… Why does the strangest shit always happen in Florida?(Strange shit: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3)

What was his reason for having sex with the pinata?

Please fill in the blank…
______________________, so I had sex with a pinata.

Example:

I was stuck in prison for 20 years and I had just lost my cell mate , so I had sex with a pinata.

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I think deer in the US could learn a few lessons from this camel