Sledge Hammer To The Face

If you’ve ever heard the saying “don’t count your chickens until all your eggs have hatched” then this video will make sense to you. He almost still pulls it off…

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I thought Homer Simpson was the only person stupid enough to actually look for the “ANY” key, but apparently I was wrong.

“I think I’ll order a TAB”

Wow… why is it so funny that I hear this same exact shit every day. I didn’t know that this happened any where else?

Watch it until the end… it gets even funnier at the end.

This isn’t really a SHTTF, but it was too funny not to post

Thanks to tim for the video

I guess this does prove that asian men have small penises.  I’m not sure that any one else in the world would look at that bench and think that the holes in it would be about the right size to have sex with.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

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And he tries writting a review to get his money back… whoops!

About the app…

“What is in our water supply… what is in our air supply that is causing rainbows to form in sprinklers?”

Wow… no wonder George Bush got elected twice… fucking idiots like this posting shit like this on line. I wonder if she knows about wikipedia?

Thanks to Matt for the video

Wait for it….

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This guy was so high he thought it would be funny to place a bet using pot on a game with “bud” in the name. Whoops!

Inside the Casino 1 venue in downtown Fresno, California, the player reached into his pocket and produced an ounce of marijuana buds. Realising he might have overbet slightly, he then emptied out a handful of them onto the table, leaving the dealer slightly confused. After his arrest, the stoner then attempted to claim what he had done was legal as he had a Cannabis Club card he’d got from the internet.

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Checklist of items to save in case of flood: Keystone, bud light, diet 7up, bud heavy… what else am I missing?

Hopefully that 7up willsave them from dying of dehydration. Welcome to NASCAR country!

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Watch it until the end. This guy practically pops his head off when he falls the keg. He has great friends; they just laugh when their buddy could have broke his neck.