Canadian pranksters The Masked Avengers, posed as as French president Nicolas Sarkozy, were somehow able to call Sarah Palin. Despite the fact that these guys are making ridiculous comments, she still can’t catch the drift.
Her campaign issued a response:
“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.
Her other response was to hire the f*cking amateur staffer she has working for her.
An explosion inside a car that injured three teenagers Thursday afternoon was sparked when one of the girls lit a cigarette and ignited fumes from aerosol air fresheners the teens had been huffing, police said.
You know how I know you’re ghetto?
I like to think the car was an unwitting participant.
The fumes from the strawberry-raspberry and mango-pineapple aerosols also had worked their way into the car’s ventilation system, according to to police.
“The dash was just disintegrated inside that car,” Lewis said.
Sheesh.
“We were working on the other side of the building and after the boom, it sounded like a cat was screaming. After we came around the corner we saw it was a girl,” Schafer said.
When the men reached the car, the girl who was sitting in the back seat was already crawling out of a window and the other two girls were sitting in the car, they said. Both men said there was no fire and they noticed a sweet scent just before it was overpowered by the smell of burned hair.
These kids owe me a monitor and keyboard. The Coffee has sprayeth.
Southern California gives us more than its fair share of strange cultural fads. Just look at the Valley Girl. Oh My God! Gag me with a Meat Cleaver! Or Gangsta Rap/Culture.
Not to be outdone, NorCal (Northern California for those who don’t understand modern vernacular) has to contribute their own brand of stupidity. They call it “Hyphy”, a culture involving uptempo bass heavy hip hop and mayhem. Anything that trace its roots to MC Hammer is going to end. Badly.
In addition to (because of?) drug abuse (”Thizz”, a combination of MDMA and Meth, or “Sizzurp”, which is basically robitussin DM), some followers of Hyphy choose to “Ghost Ride The Whip”, where the occupants of a motor vehicle exit and dance on and around said motor vehicle while it is in motion.
For those of you who don’t understand why this is a bad idea, I present you with the following videos:
I picture the gene pool cleaning itself right about now…
What that hell is up with the “It is not like with my sister”?!? He acts like that would be totally normal? How fucked up is this kid? Lol! I don’t think he needs peer help I think he needs professional help!
I’ve a sexual attraction to my mom, it is not like with my sister. It is simply a sexual interest in her. I’m not sure if I can make any direct move on her. Only one time I did made a small move but it was not intentional. It happened while I was with her in the Metro or subway as you might called in the west. Our Metro is always crowded & one time I did took a chance & pressed myself against my mom in the crowded metro.
When I pressed myself against her, she didn’t say anything, but she didn’t also move away from me. At one point I was actually going to put my hand on her ass, but I thought that might be going too far with her. But I was really excited after touching her.
Sometime, she does things that just drove me nuts, she likes to wear short dress when she is at home & I can’t help but stare at her lovely leg & tight ass. She is not old, my father married her when she was 17. She is now 48 years old but looks like in her mid 30s.
Any one else has the same issue with their mothers?
RCMP Constable Dave Babineau says workers at a nearby farm first called 911 after a naked man showed up and stole a five-ton truck. He says they tried to confront him, but backed off because he was acting erratically.
Minutes later, police caught up with the suspect near Harris Road and Lougheed Highway, which is when he made the threat to blow up a bridge, but didn’t name a specific span.
Police then pursued the suspect through the streets of Maple Ridge for nearly forty minutes, as he careened into medians and onto sidewalks, at one point smashing into two police cruisers.
I like beer as much as the next guy, but COME ON. Human life is at stake here.
You have a trunk on that car. (I guess Aussies call it a boot. Wierdos.) That’s where the beer goes. It doesn’t roll around there much, it’s a small space.
A card board cut out of a police car with an officer setting up a speed trap? I am not sure where this is, but if this works more than once on the drivers the people are total idiots. What a waste of money! I hate speed traps, but I’m glad we can afford real police.
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