Posts Tagged ‘teenagers’

Stupid kid tries to jump off a roof through a basketball hoop

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Thank God for natural selection. Even if they planned this shit you have to be so stupid to go through with it. Maybe he is a transgender stunt man with no balls?

Teens Huff, Puff, Blow Their Car Up.

Friday, October 24th, 2008 by tim
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Whoa, what was that noise?

Wow, look at that Toyota!

Don’t huff.

Now that looks interesting. I wonder how that happened?

From this article

An explosion inside a car that injured three teenagers Thursday afternoon was sparked when one of the girls lit a cigarette and ignited fumes from aerosol air fresheners the teens had been huffing, police said.

You know how I know you’re ghetto?

I like to think the car was an unwitting participant.

The fumes from the strawberry-raspberry and mango-pineapple aerosols also had worked their way into the car’s ventilation system, according to to police.

“The dash was just disintegrated inside that car,” Lewis said.

Sheesh.

“We were working on the other side of the building and after the boom, it sounded like a cat was screaming. After we came around the corner we saw it was a girl,” Schafer said.

When the men reached the car, the girl who was sitting in the back seat was already crawling out of a window and the other two girls were sitting in the car, they said. Both men said there was no fire and they noticed a sweet scent just before it was overpowered by the smell of burned hair.

These kids owe me a monitor and keyboard. The Coffee has sprayeth.