Sledge Hammer To The Face

And he just video tapes her so that everyone can laugh at her. I bet he spent a few nights on the couch for this

(stick with it… it gets better in the second half)

11-07-2008 Employees at a gas station in Mount Carmel, Tennessee are lucky to be working.
On Friday night, they had the scare of a lifetime.The driver of a white S-U-V came crashing through the front doors, sending glass flying in all directions at Skipez Market. The owner says the driver bought a pack of cigarettes before slamming into the store. She fled the scene, but later turne More..d herself in to police. One employee was treated for minor injuries. The suspect has been charged with D-U-I.

Video footage of a robbery from the desk of a Super 8 in Columbus Ohio.

You can see one clerk emptying a register, and another clerk don his Superman outfit. Er, uhm, draws his weapon.
What I don’t get is why the woman and child are just standing there at the desk as the robbery is taking place, only moving when the clerk draws his weapon. Hello? They have comfortable chairs in the lobby at most Super 8s. They’re generally not inserted between an armed robber and a cash register full of cash.

… Uncle Tom?

Yes. Nader actually used “Uncle Tom” in relation to Barack Obama. Check the Fox News Interview below.

Bonus: Nader points out that he can’t see Sheperd Smith. Maybe I’m an asshole, but that makes me laugh because of Nader’s glass eye.

Canadian pranksters The Masked Avengers, posed as as French president Nicolas Sarkozy, were somehow able to call Sarah Palin. Despite the fact that these guys are making ridiculous comments, she still can’t catch the drift.

Her campaign issued a response:

“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.

Her other response was to hire the f*cking amateur staffer she has working for her.

John McCain showing himself some love!  “Oh John you dirty boy!”

Don’t run from the police! It always ends up bad!

This is a little brutal, even though it is through a helicopter infrared cam, so don’t watch it if you don’t want to see some one die.

So many great things to do with vending machines.  This wasn’t one of them?  Are these kids huffing cat piss or something?

Dear Joe,

You better keep buying those lotto tickets, because you don’t own that business yet and if you are dumb enough to think McCain gives a fuck about you when his wife wears dresses that cost $250,000 then you are total moron.

Love,

SHTTF

Watch Obama own Joe…

I’m not sure what will be more entertaining in the upcoming Vice Presidential debates: Sarah Palin’s inability to BS or Joe Biden’s “liquid courage”.

My name is Joe Biden, I’m from Scranton PA, I’m a senator, the first guys to endorse me were the United Steel Workers of America, the only reason I’m a senator is because I can drink them under the table!

I like Barack, but I LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE Michelle, giggidy giggidy giggidy.