Sledge Hammer To The Face

Milton is back at it again! The same kid that stole his grandmother’s SUV (video) is now beating her up inside of a Wal-Mart. I would say this kid needs to have his Grand Theft Auto taken away from him (ahh… blaming video games.. the perfect scapegoat for bad parents).

Milton’s grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.

According to Stratford, the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them anyway.Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped.”He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset,” Stratford said.

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Wal-Mart: Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can.  Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.

I don’t know what they were thinking, but this might be an indication of their high caliber employees.  Perhaps it was a vision issue with one of the older folks working the doors.